The Salad Toss

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Regular price $13.00

Ingredients:

2 lovers 
1 butthole 
¼ cup of shame 
2 to 3 tablespoons of olive oil 
0 self-respect 
1 case of light beer 

Drink the light beer as fast as possible. Mix other ingredients together in the dark. Tell no one. Break up when finished.

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