The Mile High

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Regular price $13.00

If you haven’t banged a coworker at 30,000 feet, you haven’t lived. And you haven’t been to Vegas. Put these damn socks on already and get ready for billable nookie in the tiniest bathrooms known to mankind. Pro tip: think like a ninja. Be fast, be quiet and speak in a foreign language if anyone catches you.  Que una limonada?

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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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