The Golden Shower

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Regular price $13.00

Nothing says “it’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want” quite like the Golden Shower. These socks are specifically designed to announce to your better half that they are special, but not in a “I want to marry you” kinda special. More like “I want to pee on you” kinda special. Which is still special, of course. Kinda.

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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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