The Spit Roast

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Regular price $13.00

You know that friend who would bail you out of any trouble, no matter what? Call them. Call them tonight. You’ll be out of breath when you do, so speak clearly and say this: “Two words. Spit. Roast.” Within three seconds, you’ll hear a loud knock the door. Next stop, pork town.

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