The Rusty Trombone

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Regular price $13.00

Fact: Every lady, at least once in her life, wishes she dated a jazz musician. Now, you can make her dreams come true. Or her nightmares, depending upon your dietary intake. And like every relationship with a jazz musician, her parents will not be happy and it will not end well. But hell, that’s show biz baby. 

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