The Motor-Boatin’ S.O.B.

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Regular price $13.00

Ohhhhh, you motor-boatin’ S.O.B.! You know what you have to do. You have to hit the town tonight with these badass socks, find a special, recently divorced lady with special, um, physical gifts, and rev up that motor-boatin’ in the back of a burned-out Pontiac Bonneville like your life depended on it.

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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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