The Eiffel Tower

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Regular price $13.00

The French are a romantic bunch. Not when the Germans are coming, per se, but any time other than that. And if you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing The Eiffel Tower in person, wow, let’s just say you’ll never forget it. It’s towering. It’s magnificent. And it’s sweaty. So, so sweaty. And loud. Oh, and it smells like gym class. Just a heads up.

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