The Tea Bag

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Regular price $13.00

“I got tea bagged.” This romantic, seductive phrase has been uttered by lovers for generations, all the way back to Adam and Eve. Probably. So go pull these socks on, stand up, then dangle and drop your boys onto the love—or like—of of your life. Feel free to make a helicopter sound when landing.  

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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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