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Yes, there are 5 million sock companies out there. No sh*t. However, Sox Education isn’t here to cure poor people or save the polar ice caps. We’re here to help get you laid. Dirty-style. Click the images below to find the perfect pair of sox to help get your Weapon of Ass Destruction wet, or whatever you call your wanker. And for those who are offended, congrats on your virginity.

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$5 WILL GO TOWARDS MY STUDENT LOANS

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*Just kidding, you'll probably die a virgin.

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